I saw these book titles and I thought that they were hilarious.  Let me know what you think.  These would by far be the shortest books of all time…

Things I love About My Country
Written by Jane Fonda, Illustrated by Michael Moore

My Christian Accomplishments & How I Helped After Katrina
Written by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton

Things I Love About Bill
Written by Hillary Clinton

Things I Cannot Afford
Written by Bill Gates

How To Drink And Drive Over Bridges
Written by Ted Kennedy

My Plan To Find The Real Killers
Written by O.J. Simpson

Amish Phone Directory

If you find any of these in stores, please buy them for me for Christmas.  These books are all that I want for Christmas.